Sugar Savvy

Let me tell you about a wonderful food combination. Some people have already been enlightened to its wonders, while others still wander around aimlessly bumping into one another blind to this delectable duo.

Next time you decide to attend a movie screening order your obligatory popcorn, but you must also buy “Buncha Crunch.” When you make it to your seat, open said “Buncha Crunch,” pour a few in your hand, grasp a few golden popplings, and greedily enjoy! I know it sounds simple enough and maybe a bit bonkers, but let me tell you folks, it is wonderful. Popcorn should be able to stand alone without description. Buttery and salty, it’s simple yet highly addictive. “Buncha Crunch,” on the other hand, is a completely different creature. Simply put, they are clusters of crisped rice coated in milk chocolate. They taste practically the same as a crunch bar, but at the same time can be more fun to eat since you can eat them in “buncha’s.”

Alone, these singles are like night and day. But when joined in marriage, these two lonely hearts reach a symbiosis of flavors. The buttery, crunchy, salty flavor of the popcorn matches the chocolaty puffed rice so perfectly you’ll wonder how you could have gone without it all these years.

So please take my advice. At your next movie, buy your popcorn and cand,y but join them together before shoveling them in your mouth. These two wandering souls should not be apart any longer.